Podbags

WARNING: We got you curse words for Christmas! This is an uncensored episode!
-Christmas history. Who is the man in the red suit? Where did he come from? Where does he live?
-Have you gotten your Christmas cards? When did they first get sent?
-Carols in space!
-MEAT!!
 

Who put their finger in my chili? We swear, it's beef. It's not the size, it's how you market it. A smaller fast food. Albert Einswine. Rentin' ain't what it used to be. And maybe don't wear that underwear.

In this first 2-part episode, we discuss the dangers of endless shrimp, wax nostalgic for failed restaurants, talk about what you shouldn't name your business, and the worst food product ideas. We also learn about "resurrecting the pickled children". 

We delve into the world of big brainers!

ITS THANKSGIVING

This day marks the evolution of Podbags.More convoluted.
More but (fan favorite).
More interestinger.
We learn history on everyone's favorite playground equipment, but are interrupted by such nonsense as:"Kirsten Dunst checks in"
Spider-Man is a monkey on a skateboard
(good lordt, danger will be quieter in the mix next time. I apologize)
#NotAllSnakes
Who would play each of us in the live-action?

We promise... structure is coming...We will have good descriptions one day.probably.

Let's learn about this spooky holiday together!
 
What does it mean?
Where did it come from?
How did I get here?
This is not my beautiful house...
 
Anyway, it's Halloween. So, here you go.

We have an AI guest (ish)I forgot the thing we said in this episode that was definitely supposed to be in this descriptionWe discuss cleanliness routines"That a big sandwich"One heckova speeding ticket

What if everything you thought you liked the smell of... Just smelled like boogers.We discuss Tortoise Great Escape 2: Electric BoogalooI (danger) forget the name of the bubblegum with the comic because I've have too much Franzia (delicious)
We create yet another superhero no one asked for.
Whose goddam house is this!?